Couch Removal: How to Get Rid of that Old Sofa
If your old couch is messing with your Feng Shui or hogging space like a vampire in a coffin, it's time to make a change. But getting rid of a bulky sofa isn’t always as simple as dragging it to the curb. Whether you're upgrading your living room look or just need to reclaim some square footage, there are several ways to say goodbye to that worn-out monstrosity—some DIY, and some best left to the pros.
Sell It
If your couch still has some life left in it, selling it can be a great way to pass it along and pocket a little cash. Platforms like Facebook Marketplace, Craigslist, and NextDoor make it easy to list your item locally. Just remember: price it realistically—Splitwise recommends aiming for no more than 30% of the original cost for a five-year-old couch. A professional cleaning can also help boost its value, especially if you've got pets or little goblins running around. If your sofa’s seen better days, targeting college students around move-in season can work wonders—local campuses often have bulletin boards or forums where you can advertise.
Donate It
If dealing with online buyers gives you the chills, donating your couch might be the better route. Many nonprofits like Habitat for Humanity Restore offer free furniture pickup services, provided the item is in decent shape and located on the ground floor. Donations are tax-deductible and go to a good cause, helping families furnish their homes affordably. Another easy option is Freecycle.org, where you can list your couch for free and let someone else come pick it up—perfect for avoiding heavy lifting or last-minute transportation headaches.
Trash It
Sometimes, a couch is just too far gone—scratched, stained, sagging, or flattened from years of use (or enthusiastic pets). Unfortunately, most cities won’t take oversized furniture during regular trash pickup, and leaving your old couch on the curb could lead to fines or raised eyebrows from your neighbors. Depending on local regulations, you might be able to schedule a bulk pickup, but more often, you’ll be required to lug it to a designated disposal facility yourself—a process that’s anything but quick or easy.
Hire a Couch Removal Expert
If you're short on time, energy, or patience, calling in the couch-busting pros is the easiest and most efficient option. Count Junkula’s furniture removal team handles everything—from lifting and hauling to eco-friendly disposal—so you don’t have to break a sweat (or your back). We donate or recycle whenever possible, giving your couch a second life instead of sending it straight to the dump. Whether it’s upstairs, wedged in a tight hallway, or built like a tank, we’ll get it out fast and responsibly, leaving you with more space to summon your new furniture dreams.
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Out With the Old, In With the New
Once your old couch has vanished like a vampire at sunrise, protect your new one from suffering the same fate too soon. Regularly vacuum fabric sofas, flip cushions to ensure even wear, and steam clean every two years to keep them fresh. For leather furniture, a simple wipe-down with mild soap and water plus the occasional leather conditioner can work wonders. With a little care, your new throne will stay comfortable and classy for years to come.
If you're ready to banish your unwanted couch and welcome in something fresh and fabulous, call Count Junkula today for a free estimate. Our frightfully friendly crew is here to do the heavy lifting—no garlic, mirrors, or stress required.
